June 2011
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This was the snow-whore that I made on the snow day we had last winter. I am in the process of forming her right breast. As you can probably see, it is much bigger than her smaller, left sided companion. Oh and fuck those kids who destroyed her later that day. She didn’t do anything to you, except maybe try to suck your dick. It wasn’t her fault. It’s all she knows.
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I d0 NOT!!!!! Have PANCaKE NipPPleS!!!!! Here is a pic 2 prove it1!! They’re just normal sized ok????/
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mershed-perderder asked: omg no casey ttly wrote that and submitted it
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asiancore:
my dash is slower than adele on a treadmill
oh my god these adele jokes make me laugh
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mrhambalu started following you
talk to wwiao, gain a follower
hell yeah.
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the-dun-goofer:
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part of your BLAAAARGHGHGHGHHHH
blainerson:
rockyhorrorpictureshowblog:
this took me 2 hours!!
the gif
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Watchwwiao:
flatbarnacle:
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indi3rocknroll started following you
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What do you call a fat computer?
lionheart:
A Dell
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating discourse, chum. 2) Riveting fable, comrade. 3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren. 4) Perpetuating argument, colleague. 5) Sweet saga, yo. 6) Waste of time, jerk. 7) Spellbinding reiteration there, my chumly companion. 8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. 9) Interesting intellect, imbecile. 10) Trepidating boar, fetus 11) Ballin’ gossip dawg!
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Watchwwiao:
a traumatizing childhood story
i raffed
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So my legs are really smooth
My friend Katie shaved them for me and they are just really, really smooth.
I told her to stop shaving my legs around 6 inches above the knee and if I pull up my shorts, I think my legs look like they’re wearing a coat of hair or something..
But anyway, my legs are hairless and smooth and everything that touches them feels so weird.
LDhyrfyrguurrrharhayfgadyargtaddaddbnvn putting my legs...
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Being proud of your race is ok, unless youre...
