April 2011
sexuallyactiveurl:
william and kate could be having sex right now
right
now
he could be trying to stick it in her pooper
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So yeah, I haven’t checked Tumblr all day and I don’t feel like scrolling through all of this junk. I hope I don’t miss anything good
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
Lolz hi.: How I would educate my younger sister →
lickystickypickyme:
We’re only sisters at home so we never really got to see any penises. I remember the first time we did see one it was because my younger cousin came to play at our house. I was 5 going on 6, my sister almost 4 and my cousin 2.
At shower time my sister saw it first and…
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fapitalism:
I call this one..The Campfire Song...
tincanlantern:
They said I could be anything
So I became a sex god.
There are 10,919 People with the name Racheal.
onepartage:
pukinguprainbows:
parmeseannn:
pukinguprainbows:
parmeseannn:
pukinguprainbows:
I think I’ll kill myself now.
How dare the other 6.9 billion people on this earth might choose Racheal as their daughters name.
How dare they.
I know right. Why would they do such a horrible thing.
I don’t know. It’s such an ugly name too.
Its not an ugly name.
Sean’s and ugler...
There are 10,919 People with the name Racheal.
pukinguprainbows:
parmeseannn:
pukinguprainbows:
I think I’ll kill myself now.
How dare the other 6.9 billion people on this earth might choose Racheal as their daughters name.
How dare they.
I know right. Why would they do such a horrible thing.
I don’t know. It’s such an ugly name too.
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There are 10,919 People with the name Racheal.
pukinguprainbows:
I think I’ll kill myself now.
How dare the other 6.9 billion people on this earth might choose Racheal as their daughters name.
How dare they.
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Tonight's Glee:
vocalmasturbati0n:
Quinn and Rachel scenes:
“I’ve gotta gay.. go. Go.”
Karofsky/Santana meeting:
Brittany’s jealous look towards them:
Lucy Caboosey:
Brittana locker scene:
“Clearly you don’t love you as much as I do or you’d put this shirt on and you would dance with me.”
Santana wearing the shirt:
Overall feeling:
I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY COMPUTER ON FOR TOO LONG...
the-dun-goofer:
kinlor:
the-dun-goofer:
MINI BLAINES FUCKING EVERYWHERE IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
have any of them tried grabbing your browser window and running with it yet?
YES! omg its such a mess. Oh god the thing that bugs me the most though is how they crawl all over the sides of my screen and just inch around ;afsl;fafdfaj
omg what is this?
every guy on tumblr says they're 6 ft or 6'2"
urethrafranklin:
kinoisawhat:
kingmik3yvolume2:
taylor-shaft:
penetrar:
no you aren’t
shut up
I actually am 6’2” though
I’m actually 6’5
6’3 brew.
i’m actually 6’1 tho what now
bitch stfu you don’t know what you’re talking about
lolol eating chocolate while watching The Biggest...
awwww yeahhhhh
the-dun-goofer:
SEAN
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omg why.
why are you so lucky.
i want to hand feed a squirrel, too.
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squirrel spam over~
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Watchmissforcefield:
Joselle feeding the squirrels at San Simeon near the beach :) the sea gulls flying around are sooooo scary >.<
omggggg this is my dream. to hand feed squirrels
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urethrafranklin:
greyfacejono:
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williams-blood:
Instead, she spent the night alone, tenderizing the pink flambé.
I couldn’t believe my luck as she started spreading the sacred French emperor.
The last time I had this much fun, I was burping the incandescent sausage.
Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began beating up the sacred snowman.
You...
Another Gleam
the-dun-goofer:
truehufflepuff:
parmeseannn:
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successful jub jub inception
JUBCEPTION
loolololol
