March 2011
Girls on this website would fuck any guy with...
abusedtamp0on:
That awkward moment when you've had your hand up...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
spitwateratlife:
I will not call a midget a dwarf unless they are in the direct possession of a...
– Ralphie May (via theoloniouswanderlust)
I really like my new shoes :3
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u guise i just rlly like nickelback
When trying to be a stripper
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by gettingsleazywithweasley
mershed-perderder asked: hey
hey
hey sean
hey
hey
hey
hey sean
you should put some more omelettes in your shop
lol ty ily~~
hey
hey sean
hey
hey
hey
hey sean
you should put some more omelettes in your shop
lol ty ily~~
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So I smoked Hookah for the first time tonight
It was… okay. Not much to say really. But I did feel like I was the Blue Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
Digimon Adventure : First Digivolution
coffeebang:
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I really need to find a new hobby. By new hobby I mean World of Warcraft.
That awkward moment where someone you don't know...
straightupboner:
-texasheart:
khawlaelharmouchi:
All of my friends live near each other.
jaguarinacello:
ohdeardana:
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
OH MY GOD. EXACTLY!
When you finally see a normal person on...
stupefysnorlax:
BUT THEN…
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l00k @ thes pepel deh r s0 st00pid
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